Friday, July 28, 2006

Fine. I'll Admit It. I'm A TOTAL HIPSTER FUCK.

OK, I get a lot of shit from people for living on the eastside - Particularly for living in Echo Park. Echo Park/Silverlake is definately the "Hipster" area of Los Angeles. It is the promise land for the American Apparel short short wearing, ironic moustache touting, 20-something-on-a-bike-with-a-journal-in-the-front-basket, "I don't need a fucking job," defective youth of Los Angeles. Does the fact that I live here make me a fucking hipster? Residents of Williamsburg (Brooklyn) and Haight Ashbury (San Fran) I know you feel me. I actually got in a heated argument of my sushi lunch (YES, I am aware of how hipster-ish that sounds) about the definition of a hipster. Everyone at the table percieved me as such. I tried to defend myself, (I have a day job, I own a Destiny's Child CD, I wear "Normal" clothes, and love the CRAP outta Journey.) but I totally lost the battle.

The panel (i.e. my fellow diners) came up with a list of reasons as to why I'm a Hipster:

I have messy black hair
I dont own a television
I hike for exercize
My wardrobe largely consists of clothing purchased at second hand stores
I have several music themed tattoos
I go to Club Spaceland or The Echo at least once a week
I take photos with my shitty digital camera at shows.
I read The Tripwire.
I own every Decemberists record ever written.

but what really makes me a hipster?
THIS FUCKING BLOG.

OK, Fine. I'll admit it. I AM A TOTAL FUCKING HIPSTER. IM A HIPSTER FUCK WHO WRITES A BLOG FOR HIPSTER FUCKS. AND IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING HAPPY HIPSTER FUCK FAMILY WE BOND TOGETHER. HAPPY?

Moving on. The two worlds of the LA and NYC hipsters collide this weekend. Two amazing Brooklyn bands will be playing in LA: Dirty On Purpose and Say Hi To Your Mom.

Some MP3s for some great shows going on this weekend.



The Velvet Teen

TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES: Filter Magazine Presents: The Velvet Teen (CD Release) w/ Division Day, The Evening Episode

[MP3] The Velvet Teen -
In A Steadman Spray
[MP3] Division Day -
Hurricane
[MP3] The Evening Episode - New Love



The Bird & The Bee

The Bird & The Bee, Pop Levi, Colorforms @ Tangier


[MP3] The Bird & The Bee - I'm a Broken Heart

Inara George is arguably the premiere songstress of the eastside. George recently teamed up with Greg Kurstin to release a selection of songs under the moniker The Bird & The Bee. Loudersoft is already calling them "favorite band of the rest of the year." "I'm a Broken Heart" has already made it's way into my downtempo set, and from what I've heard I definately like. Be sure to check out the act TONIGHT at the Tangier with Pop Levi and Colorforms.

SATURDAY JULY 29TH, 2006


SAY HI TO YOUR MOM

EARLY BBQ SHOW (Starts at 4PM): Say Hi To Your Mom, Irving, Meric Long @ The Echo - $8 ALL AGES

[MP3] Irving -
The Gentle Preservation of Children's Minds
[MP3] Say Hi To Your Mom -
Blah Blah Blah

Say Hi To Your Mom are getting a fair amount of blogger love these days. I first heard about them from Mark over ar Music.For-Robots (He even DJed at a show they did at Silverlake Lounge back in March). There fourth album, Impeccable Blahs is smart, clever, and everything you'd expect from the Brooklyn Trio. I find myself liking it quite a bit. Be sure to head out to the Echo Saturday afternoon and check them out.


DIRTY ON PURPOSE

[MP3] Dirty On Purpose
- Your Summer Dress

Brooklyn natives Dirty On Purpose just recently released a new full length, Hallelujah Sirens, on North Street Records. The band has been on tour in support of it and will be pulling into LA this Saturday. Tickets are still available on Club Spaceland's website.

SUNDAY JULY 30TH, 2006:


Ferraby Lionheart, Willoughby, Foreign Born (Acoustic), Luke Top @ Tangier - $8

[MP3] Ferraby Lionheart -
A Crack In Time
[MP3] Foreign Born - Holy Splinter

I for one am really excited to go and see Ferraby Lionheart at the Tangier on Sunday. I missed him last week and this week is the last week of his residency. Foreign Born will be doing a special acoustic set this Sunday as well. Check out video of Foreign Born acoustic right here.

Have a plesant weekend - you hipster fucks.

TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES:
The Avengers, The Checkers @ Club Spaceland
BrightBlack Morning Light, Daniel Higgs, Mairee Sioux @ Troubadour - $12
The Bird & The Bee, Pop Levi, Colorforms @ Tangier - $10
Kings and Queens Of Jackson Street, Mike Therieau, Kip Boardman @ El Cid - $8
Horses, Skeleteen, Wulf Hammir @ The Scene Bar, Glendale - $5
Filter Magazine Presents: The Velvet Teen, Division Day, The Evening Episode @ Knitting Factory, Front Bar

SATURDAY JULY 29TH, 2006:
David Pajo (Papa M), Holly Throsby, Dirty On Purpose @ Club Spaceland
Sparta, Foreign Born @ Troubadour - SOLD OUT
Mika Miko CD RELEASE, Abi YoYos, Shakey Bones, Party Fowl, Prs Hltn, Mthrfckrs!! @ The Smell
Kevin K Band, Prima Donna, The Gears, The Shandikes @ The Scene Bar, Glendale
EARLY BBQ SHOW (Starts at 4PM): Say Hi To Your Mom, Irving, Meric Long @ The Echo - $8 ALL AGES
Tea Leaf Green, Zack Hexum
@ The Roxy - $15
Aly & AJ @ House of Blues Sunset

SUNDAY JULY 30TH:
Ferraby Lionheart, Willoughby, Foreign Born (Acoustic), Luke Top @ Tangier - $8
Dreamdate, The Moore Brothers, The Family Leaves @ The Smell
Social Distortion, Nine Black Alps, I Hate Kate @ The Glasshouse, Pomona - $25
Hockey, A Pack of Wolves, Mute Venacular @ The Scene Bar - $6
Part Time Punks: Hello Astronaut, Goodbye Television, Jesus Makes A Shotgun Sound @ The Echo - FREE!
RX Bandits, Monty And I, State Radio, Desa @ Henry Fonda Theatre
The Corey Feldman Band @ House of Blues Sunset


JAX - The Rock Insider

Comments on "Fine. I'll Admit It. I'm A TOTAL HIPSTER FUCK."

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (July 28, 2006 7:56 PM) : 

I feel your pain. I'm guilty of four of the nine things you've listed but none of my friends have come out and called me a hipster fuck yet.

 

Blogger Culture Bully said ... (July 29, 2006 12:26 PM) : 

well, you're cute, and that completely makes up for the messy black hair...take care fellow tripwire reader

 

Blogger Gasoline Hobo said ... (July 29, 2006 3:05 PM) : 

do you have a single speed bike? or do you have a bike that was ORIGINALLY a multi-speed that you CONVERTED to single speed?

i think that would be the clincher.

the whole journey thing might add to the hipsterness under the "ironic" clause, unfortunately.

you should get an aquaman tattoo or something to balance out the music tattoos.

 

Blogger JAX said ... (July 29, 2006 4:00 PM) : 

dude aquaman soo my new tat.

Does having a Dr. Seuess character count or can you file that under "ironic"

 

Anonymous Susan M said ... (July 29, 2006 6:51 PM) : 

Way to make me feel old! Not only could I not care less about those kind of labels, but I don't get this "irony" thing at all. Just like something, or don't, you know?

 

Blogger Gasoline Hobo said ... (July 29, 2006 8:39 PM) : 

i think dr. seuss is pretty anti-hipster. too sweet. H.R. Pufinstuff is a different story, however.

the thing i don't get about hipsters is the ironic mustache. it's just not a good look, no matter how big and shiny your aviators are.

crap. now i want sushi.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (July 30, 2006 7:02 AM) : 

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Blogger Eric said ... (July 30, 2006 7:26 AM) : 

Journey does indeed rock. Velvet Teen and division Day makes for one hell of a show!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (July 30, 2006 4:28 PM) : 

i love you for being a hipster fuck

 

Blogger Dany said ... (July 31, 2006 7:03 AM) : 

you don't own a TV? i don't know how i'd live my live without one...

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (July 31, 2006 2:00 PM) : 

You forgot complete Self absorption, another trait of hipsters.

Who cares anyway?

 

Blogger JAX said ... (July 31, 2006 3:56 PM) : 

wow most people I meet who are self absorbed are simply reffered to as "Los Angelenos"

 

Blogger Gasoline Hobo said ... (July 31, 2006 9:24 PM) : 

or "phil".

sorry, i've been drinking pbr, sparks and st. pauli girl all night.

sorry, that's a lie. i've actually been drinking rubbing alcohol out of a deerskin pouch.

here are some amusing articles on hipster beer.

 

Blogger Milgram Experiment Hipster said ... (August 01, 2006 6:39 PM) : 

Just own it. Hell, every person who is clearly a "hipster" denies being so anyway. Insisting you are not a hipster is such a hipster thing to do...getting offended by the insinuation...even more so. It's like quicksand.

Welcome to the club...the hipster club...it's like The Hotel California.

What's that? The Eagles suck and aren't even ironically cool? Comments like that make me no longer a hipster? Holy shit, I found the exit!!! I'm free.

Good Luck

 

Blogger Ryan of the RSL blog said ... (August 07, 2006 3:10 PM) : 

HIPSTER Fuck. That, my friend, is hiliarious.

Most of us are guilty then.

Some are probably more equal than others.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (April 24, 2009 10:57 PM) : 

What gaping hole in your emotional development do all these names and symbols fill? It is as if you are retyping a series of entries from some unspeakably tragic catalogue that actually promises to sell you a self.
I hope you impress yourself to death.

 

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